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Category Archives: English

Anagrams

Courtesy – Shri Bharat Jani

If you randomly rearrange the letters

“NARENDRA MODI” …
you get
“RARE DIAMOND”

If you rearrange the letters
“SONIA GANDHI” …
you get

“DOSHI NAAGIN”

Is this just a coincidence…!!!

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I’ve received in a while,

Someone out there either has too much spare time or

is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

  1. DILIP VENGSARKAR
    When you rearrange the letters:
    A SPARKLING DRIVE
  2. PRINCESS DIANA
    When you rearrange the letters:
    END IS A CAR SPIN
  3. MONICA LEWINSKY
    When you rearrange the letters:
    NICE SILKY WOMAN
  4. DORMITORY
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM
  5. ASTRONOMER
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER
  6. DESPERATION
    When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT
  7. THE EYES
    When you rearrange
    THEY SEE
  8. A DECIMAL POINT
    When you rearrange the letters:
    I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER…

And, an a readymade anagram solver here –


Break the code

Concept – Valibhai Musa
Inspiration – Late Shri Ramesh C. Bhargava
Graphics/ design – Suresh Jani

This is a difficult word game – based on a well designed Geometrical code matrix.

Find the words from these,

Note – all names( in English) pertain to

Hasya Darbar

The correct answers will be declared on Saturday

NOTE –
Names of

a) First respondent
b) Friend giving maximum correct answers

will also be displayed with their pictures for one week on side widget of Hasya Darbar

અંગ્રેજીમાં બંદિશ ….

Courtesy- Dr. Kanak Ravel

What a Cool Pleasant Atmosphere | Karaoke Music Video | English Bandish | Unique Stories from India

Lyrics…

What a cool pleasant atmosphere here
What a cool pleasant atmosphere here
Warm and cool breeze gives me a pleasure
What a cool pleasant atmosphere here
Sky is black and clouds are rumbling
Sky is black and clouds are rumbling
Sky is black and clouds are rumbling
Sky is black and clouds are rumbling
Darkness occupying
Each and everything
And suddenly started drizzling
Singing Dancing, what a scene all over
What a cool pleasant atmosphere here
What a cool
Pleasant atmosphere
What a cool pleasant atmosphere
What a cool pleasant atmosphere
Atmosphere
Atmosphere

The new One World Trade Center tower

સાભાર – ડો. રાજેન્દ્ર ત્રિવેદી – ઈમેલમાંથી 

Very … Interesting … To see this building is fascinating ….
 
NEW YORK | Nearly 14 years after the collapse of the twin towers, the new One World Trade Center tower opened to the public on 29 May.
 
The opening of the observation platform at the top of One World Trade Center is undoubtedly the most anticipated event this spring in New York. The tower 1776 feet high (in homage to the year of American independence) is the highest in the Western Hemisphere.
 
The platform is built on three floors (100th, 101st and 102nd). The view is 381 meters high, unsurprisingly, breathtaking. For reference, the observation platform of the Empire State Building is located at 373 meters and the Rockefeller Center is 259 meters. 102 floors in 60 seconds
 
The multimedia experience starts on the ground floor. After passing the security check, visitors will line in a tunnel, where the foundations of the tower will be exhibited. Another corridor presents multimedia portraits of men and women who have worked in rebuilding the tower.
 
Five lifts (Sky pods) transport visitors from 1st to 102nd floor in 60 seconds.
They are among the fastest in the world. The walls of the lifts are LED screens that project images of the New York skyline from the 1600’s to the present, as if it was outside the ascent in a glass cube.
 
At the 102nd floor, we find the theater “See Forever,” which presents a film about the reconstruction of the site and the 101st floor, there are 3 restaurants on 100th floor, it has a 360 degree panorama of the city.
 
U can see George Washington Bridge up there and all Brooklyn.
Unfortunately can not go outside while the “Top of the World” old twin towers.
 
Tickets ($ 32 for adults and $ 26 for children)
Access to observatory will be free for families of the victims and rescuers.
 
It is estimated that the observatory will generate revenues of $ 875 million over 15 years. 
 

ગુજરાતીકરણ – ૨

આ જોક અંગ્રેજીમાં જ માણવાની મજા છે. પણ છે પાક્કી ગુજરાતી જોક !

TWO JEWS IN AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York
.. Sid asked Al, ‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in
India ?’

Al replied, ‘I don’t know, let’s just ask our waiter.’

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, ‘Are there any Indian Jews?’

The waiter said, ‘I don’t be knowing, I ask cooks..’ He returned from
The kitchen in a few minutes and said, ‘No sir, no Indian Jews.’

Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, ‘Are you absolutely sure?’

The waiter returned and said, ‘Cook saheb say there is no Indian Jews.’

‘Are you certain?’ Al asked once again, ‘I just can’t believe there are no
Indian Jews!’

! Listen, I asked EVERYONE,’ replied the frustrated waiter.
‘All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews &
Tomato Jews! – No Indian Jews !!!’

21st December-2012… another way to read !

“What A Date Today ”
EK KISS  BAAR BAAR” …………21|12|12

Anti Progress!

If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’,

what is the opposite of ‘progress’?!!

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Courtesy – Shri Hemant Pandya, Irving, Iexas

અમદાવાદમાં સુરેશભાઈ જાની સાથે સ્નેહસંધ્યા–સભા.

A POUND OF BUTTER.

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker.
One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not.
This angered him and he took the farmer to court.
The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure.
The farmer replied, your Honor, I am primitive.
I don’t have a proper measure, but I do have a scale.”
The judge asked, “Then how do you weigh the butter?”
The farmer replied “Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me,
I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him.
Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter.
(Compiled by P.K.)

Some Play on Words !!!

Some Play on Words !!! 
Hi, ….. Enjoy ! Thanks to Pragnaben Vyas for this E Mail….

A bicycle can’t stand alone; . . . it is two tired.

A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all
  • right now.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.When his

grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company won’t stand behind.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends,

    • to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company won’t stand behind.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

    • but what would be the point?

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.