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ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

Funny new Definitions…

E-mail Courtesy – Son Pari

Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters !

Divorce

Future tense of Marriage.

Father

A banker provided by nature.

Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after.

Doctor

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Philosopher

A fool who torments himself during life to be wise

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