હાસ્ય દરબાર

ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

Wonderfully described definitions…

Courtesy-‘DR. MAHESH’ drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com 

 Wonderfully described definitions… 

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MARRIAGE: 
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master  

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LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either  

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CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present  

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COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece  

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TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!  

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CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on  

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ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before  

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CLASSIC: 
A book
which people praise,
but never read  

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SMILE: 
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!  

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OFFICE: 
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life  

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YAWN: 
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth  

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