હાસ્ય દરબાર

ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

Some Jokes-Lighter side of life….

Courtesy-Elm Belle <elm2belle@gmail.com>

Man to super beautiful airhostess:- “What’s your name?”

Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..”

Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”

Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”

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AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..

DAUGHTER:

Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD:

U naughty.. It’s Ok.. But Don’t forget next Time..

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Population Comparison :

INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U?

AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro.

But I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad,

3 dads from 1st mom…

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Wife: How much do you love me

Husband: l love you so much ,l can’t measure.

Wife: No just tell me .

Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card,

l am nothing without you.

Wife: wow! that’s so romantic.

Husband (saying to himself):

Thank God she doesn’t know I have a China phone,

with FOUR sim cards………

Hahahahahaha

Don’t laugh alone ……pass it on

One response to “Some Jokes-Lighter side of life….

  1. dhirajlalvaidya February 27, 2016 at 6:37 am

    સ………..રસ.જોક્સ……….અમેરિકનોની લગ્ન અંગેની ઉદાર નીતિ માણી. આપણે ઇન્ડીયામા તો લગ્ન એક સંસ્કાર ગણાય અને તે અતૂટ બંધન લેખાય………….જે હોય તે પડ્યુ પાનું નિભાવવું પડે…..
    હવે?
    હવે-હવે શું પૂછો છો. જે થાય તે હવે આવતે જન્મે………. જો સાત જનમનો કોલ ન દીધો હોય તો….અથવા આ જ સાતમો જનમ હોય તો..

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