ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ
Some Jokes-Lighter side of life….
February 27, 2016
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Courtesy-Elm Belle <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Man to super beautiful airhostess:- “What’s your name?”
Air hostess:- “Eva Benz..”
Man :- “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Air hostess:- (smiling) “maintenance cost is same”
AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..
Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..
U naughty.. It’s Ok.. But Don’t forget next Time..
Population Comparison :
INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro.
But I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad,
3 dads from 1st mom…
Wife: How much do you love me
Husband: l love you so much ,l can’t measure.
Wife: No just tell me .
Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card,
l am nothing without you.
Wife: wow! that’s so romantic.
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know I have a China phone,
with FOUR sim cards………
Don’t laugh alone ……pass it on