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ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

આજની જોક … અંગ્રજીમાં …A wise Italian Grandfather .

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Wise Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying.He calls his grandson to his bedside,

“Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated…38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointato you watch and say, ‘Times up!’?”

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