હાસ્ય દરબાર

ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

આજની જોક્સ…. તમારી પત્નીને કહેવામાં મોટું જોખમ છે ….!!

Courtesy- Mr. Yogesh Kanakia -From his e-mail 

Jokes Husbands can share with their wife at their own risk.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? 

The mafia wants either your money or life…

The wife wants  both!

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Searching these  keywords on Google

`How to tackle wife?` 

Google search result,

`Good day Sir,  Even we are searching`.  

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Imagine living with 3  wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.

Osama Bin  Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself! 

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Whiskey is a  brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single  again.  

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A friend  recently explained why he refuses to get  married.

He says the wedding  rings look like miniature handcuffs.  

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With Best Regards,

One response to “આજની જોક્સ…. તમારી પત્નીને કહેવામાં મોટું જોખમ છે ….!!

  1. Bhanu Vyas September 26, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Nice , Thk ‘ U .

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