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ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

Never make a woman angry

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven..
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her,
she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table.
Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people
she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her,

“Hello – How are you!

We’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you.”

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,
“This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”

“You have to spell a word,” Saint Peter told her.

“Which word?” the woman asked.

“Love.”

The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman
and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?”

“Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her.
“I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
And then I won the multi-state lottery.
I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.
And my wife and I traveled all around the world.
We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?”

“You have to spell a word,” the woman told him.

“Which word?” her husband asked

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”, she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay!

NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters)

(now you’ve learned a new word)

Thanks- Mrs. Krishna Ashish Patel  

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3 responses to “Never make a woman angry

  1. dee35(USA) મે 20, 2015 પર 8:32 પી એમ(pm)

    ના, સુધરી તો એની પાસે આ શબ્દનો ઉચ્ચાર દશ વખત કરાવો એટલે આપોઆપ સુધરી જશે!

  2. સુરેશ જાની મે 20, 2015 પર 8:36 એ એમ (am)

    મેર મુઈ… હરગમાં ગૈ તો ય ના સુધરી !!!

  3. pragnaju મે 19, 2015 પર 11:37 એ એમ (am)

    And her husband told to pronounce

    ‘Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl…isoleucine’ is the chemical name of ‘titin’ (also known as ‘connectin’) – the largest known protein. It has 189,819 letters.

    However, in the past it has been disputed whether or not it is a real word – proteins are named after the chemicals involved in making them.

    Read more: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news/a444700/longest-word-has-189819-letters-takes-three-hours-to-pronounce.html#ixzz3abRV8xjp
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