હાસ્ય દરબાર

ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

Great Jokes

Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding…

In Welding there are Sparks first and Bonding Forever,whereas…

in Wedding there is Bonding first and Sparks Forever…

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness….. and
If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

3. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,…

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom

fainted, dad got a heart attack

our driver ran away…

5. A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!

Thanks -‘DR. MAHESH’ drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com

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