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કોમેડિયન આંકડાશાસ્ત્રી

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2 responses to “કોમેડિયન આંકડાશાસ્ત્રી

  1. pragnaju September 4, 2013 at 11:36 am

    આજે Aspi Nirumvala આવેલ ઇ મેઇલ નું ગણિત માણો
    I take no credit to send this mail.The views and pix are not my personal but just to entertain U. Phir Milege.
    A Forward, but which makes sense — in this senseless country
    ————
    Hi,
    I am forwarding the contents of a message I received from a colleague who was in the planning department!
    I presume he does know what he is writing!-
    Food Security Bill or …….? Bharat Barbadi Bill ….. ?
    Out of 125 Cr , Indian population 67 % means 80 cr people will Be covered
    Expenditure will be 1 lac 25 thousand cr , (Rs1,25,000,000,000,00)
    Means around 10 thousand Cr per month
    Means Rs 125/- per month per person
    Means Rs 4/- per day per person
    72 thousand Cr. Rs (72,000,000,000,00) extra for transport , storage, Distribution
    72 thousand cr extra for Admin, implimentation
    72+72=144. Lac Cr Rs. (1,44,000,000,000,00)
    (120% of scheme , comes Rs 5/-per day per person)
    For doing charity of Rs 4 /- spending Rs 5/-

    1.25 +1.44 = Means 2.69 lac crore Rs (2,69,000,000,000,00) (26900 Millions Rs)

    Results ..
    Fiscal deficit will increase
    To cover that new taxes will be Imposed , dearness index will go UP
    Since food will be almost free labour problem will increase
    Agriculture , Trade and Industries will come to end

    So think ..
    Is this a Food security Yojana or Bharat Ki Barbadi Yojana ?
    This calculation are based on information available to leading economist at micro level.

  2. vkvora Atheist Rationalist September 3, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    આદમ સ્પેન્સર – સીડની : આમાં આદમ સાથે ઈવ, સ્પેન્સર સાથે સ્પોન્સર અને સીડની સાથે કીડનીનો સમ્બંધ છે…

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