હાસ્ય દરબાર

ગુજરાતી બ્લોગ જગતમાં રોજ નવી જોક અને હાસ્યનું હુલ્લડ

રામ //રાવણ///રજનીકાંત

RAM ને રાવણ નુ ભીશણ યુધ્દ્ગ ચાલી રહ્યું હતું
ત્યાં રાવણે રામ પછલ કોકને ઉબેલો જોયો
રાવણ કે ચાલ ભાઇ યુધ્ધ બન્ધ આવજે
રામ કે પણ થયું શું ?
રાવણ – કાંઇ નહી બસ
રામ – મારો ભૈ નહી કે ને?
રાવણ – જવા દેને ભાઇ તારી સીતા રાખ પાછી.
રામ  આ બરાબર નહી કેતો ખરો શું થ્યું ?
રવણ – કીધુને જવાદે વાત પડતી મુક.
રામ -પણ ભાઇશાબ સમજાવી ને કે તને માર સમ !
RavaN- – આટલી નાની વાતમા તેં રજનીકાંત ને બોલાવી લીધો !

3 responses to “રામ //રાવણ///રજનીકાંત

  1. Bharat Pandya June 15, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    રામાયણની ભવાઈમાં એક દી રાવણે રામને ચત્તો પાટ પાડી દીધેલો-

    ર્રામ કે આશું કર્યું ?

    ર્રાવણ કે મારું સાસરાનુ ગામ છે અહીં તને નો જીતવા દઉં

  2. સુરેશ જાની June 8, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    રામાયણની ભવાઈમાં એક દી રાવણે રામને ચત્તો પાટ પાડી દીધેલો-

    ‘ રોજ તું મને હરાવી દે, તો આજે તારો હારવાનો વારો !’

  3. pragnaju June 8, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    રામ ભક્ત
    ને તો આ બધા શબ્દો તરીકે યાદ કરાય

    Military

    Battering ram, a type of siege engine designed to break open walls of fortifications or splinter wooden gates
    Ramming, a naval tactic in which one vehicle runs into another
    Naval ram, a weapon affixed to the bows of some warships until the late 19th century
    Ram tank, a Canadian tank of World War II
    Ram (rocket), an American anti-tank weapon of the Korean War
    RIM-116 Rolling Airframe Missile, a short-range surface-to-air missile

    Music

    RAM (band), a mizik rasin band based in Port-au-Prince, Haiti
    Ram (album), a 1971 UK #1 album by Paul and Linda McCartney
    Ram Jam (band), a rock band from the 1970s with the hit song “Black Betty”
    RAM Magazine, an important and influential Australian music magazine (1975 – 1989)
    Ram Records, an English drum and bass record label
    Ram Trilogy, a drum and bass producer and DJ trio, consisting of Andy C, Shimon and Ant Miles
    Random Access Memories, a 2013 album by Daft Punk.

    Sports teams

    Dewsbury Rams, a Rugby League team from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    RAM Racing, a Formula One racing team active between 1976 and 1985
    Derby County F.C., an English football club known as the Rams
    St. Louis Rams, the National Football League team from St. Louis, Missouri, United States
    Fordham Rams, the sports teams of Fordham University in New York City, New York, United States
    Framingham State University, the sports teams of Framingham State University in Framingham, Massachusetts
    Colorado State Rams, the sports teams of Colorado State University in Fort Collins, Colorado, United States
    Rhode Island Rams, the sports teams of the University of Rhode Island in Kingston, Rhode Island, United States
    Virginia Commonwealth University Rams, the sports teams of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Virginia, United States
    Shepherd University, the sports teams of Shepherd University in Shepherdstown, West Virginia, United States
    West Chester University Golden Rams, the sports team of West Chester University located in West Chester, Pennsylvania, United States.

    People

    Rama, avatar (incarnation) of Vishnu
    Ram, a common Hindu name for males, originating from Hindu Avatar (incarnation of God) Rama
    Ram Bahadur Bomjon, Nepalese teenager televised meditating for days without moving
    Ram (Biblical figure)
    Ram Karmi (born 1931), Israeli architect
    Ram Narayan, Indian sarangi player
    Ramnaresh Sarwan, West Indian cricketer
    Andy Ram (born 1980), Israeli tennis player
    Ram (director), director of films such as Kattradhu Thamizh and Thanga Meengal
    Rama (disambiguation) for other people named Ram (spelled also as Rama)
    Ram Pothineni, Indian film actor, who mainly works in Tollywood
    Ram Charan Teja, Indian film actor, who mainly works in Tollywood
    Raja Ram, Australian-born musician and the owner of the United Kingdom record label Tip World.

    Science and technology

    Ram pressure
    Hydraulic ram, a type of water-powered cyclic pump
    ram, a hydraulic rescue tool used to extract victims of a car collision from the vehicle

    Other

    Ram, Serbia, a settlement in the municipality of Veliko Gradište, in the Braničevo District of Serbia.
    Ram Fortress, fortress in Serbia
    Ramjet, a type of jet engine particularly suitable for supersonic speeds
    Ram Trucks, a United States-based brand of light pick-up trucks since 2009, formerly known as the Dodge Truck Division of Chrysler Corp.
    Dodge Ram, a full-size pickup truck of the earlier Dodge brand that is now part of Ram Trucks
    Aries (astrology), symbolized as a ram
    Aries (constellation), symbolized as a ram
    Ram (company), a Japanese visual novel studio
    Ram Mounts, a modular range of products to mount, hold and stabilize devices, and the trading name of the company which makes them
    Ram (comics), a fictional Japanese superhero published by DC Comics
    Ram, a fictional character from The Tribe television series
    Richard Allen Mob, an underworld organization operating out of the Richard Allen Homes public housing site in Philadelphia
    An intact male sheep

    When used as an abbreviation or acronym
    Organizations

    Royal Arch Masonry, the first Masonic body a Master Mason can join as a part of the York Rite.
    Rassemblement pour l’action municipale, a municipal political party in Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada
    Reform the Armed Forces Movement, a rightist military faction of the Armed Forces of the Philippines from the 1980s to the 1990s.
    Remote Area Medical Volunteer Corps, a non-profit, volunteer United States healthcare organization.
    Residents Action Movement, a left-wing coalition in the Auckland Region of New Zealand
    Riverside Art Museum in Riverside, California
    Royal Academy of Music, in London, England
    Royal Air Maroc, the national airline of Morocco
    Royal Alberta Museum, in Alberta, Canada
    Research and Analysis of Media
    Royal Australian Mint, issuer of Australian coinage.

    Science and technology

    Radar-absorbent material, a material designed to prevent detection of a vehicle or structure by radar
    Radioactive Material
    Random-access memory, computer memory that can be read from and written to in arbitrary sequence in a very high speed for computer and laptop
    Random access machine, a theoretical computer model
    .ram, a file extension for the RealAudio file format
    Rechargeable Alkaline Manganese, a type of dry cell battery
    Rectangular approximation method, a method of approximating the integral of a function
    Relative atomic mass, the mass of an atom at rest
    Ripple Attenuation Module, used in Switched-mode power supply circuits
    Reliability, Availability and Maintainability, used in Metro systems

    Other

    Região Autónoma da Madeira, the Madeira Autonomous Region of Portugal
    Regiunea Autonomă Maghiară, the Hungarian Autonomous Province of Romania (1952–68)
    Reliability, Availability and Maintainability, a subset of system quality attributes
    Responsibility assignment matrix
    Reverse Annuity Mortgage
    Root apical meristem પણ અમારા તો
    રામનામ તત્ત્વસાર જગતમેં
    ભજી લો વારંવાર

    રામનામમાં અપાર અને અગાધ શક્તિ સમાયેલી છે. રામ તો કરુણા સાગર છે. નાનકડી સેવાને અને અંતરના સમર્પણને અનેક ઘણા ભાવથી સ્વીકારીને તેણે મેરુ સમાન માની લે છે.

    સેવા અલપ મેરુ સમ માનૈ
    કરુણાસિંધુ અયોધ્યા નાયક…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: