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Jails and Nursing Homes – E mail

Jails and Nursing Homes

Here’s the way it should be:

Let’s put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.


They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly… if they fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education…and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing – ie. shoes, slippers, pj’s – and legal aid would be free, upon request.


There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.

As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay 10 to $15,000 per month.

They would have no hope of ever getting out.

“Sounds like justice to me!”

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2 responses to “Jails and Nursing Homes – E mail

  1. pragnaju ફેબ્રુવારી 3, 2011 પર 12:33 પી એમ(pm)

    – Prisoners are under Government house.
    And criminals are having physic good.
    Some places prisoners became warrior and made big mess.
    Other hand elderly people are help less. their relatives can not be with them in seniors home.
    We pay for tiny room and abusive workers, no good care for the helpless.
    Many time elderly peoples don’t complian, because SOB workers will beat them
    and do many other harm.Such workers must be punished send them to jail for long time.
    This is our society here.
    Seems fair to me.but ah how, I remember when my sister had a stroke. The hospital knew where she wanted to be sent but there was a waiting list so she was sent to a home NOT of her choice. 10 persons to a ward and left to watch a small wall mounted TV most of the day. Her bladder was not the best but when she was able to attract a nurses attention she was told “Just let it go dear, we will clean you up later”. We got her transferred to the correct place and she was happier.
    I could not afford a private N home so when it is my time I hope there would be a choice. That is, go to any home or bite on the capsule.
    SEND MOM AND DAD TO PRISON! NO PARDONS OR PAROLES EITHER!

    My daughter’s friend works in a nursing home and I KNOW that is not the case. They are well cared for, given hot meals, well supervised and are given showers daily. Granted there are some nurses and nurses aids that may not be the best but overall most seniors are well taken care of. As far as the visits, if they are never visited that is solely on the back of the families, not the nursing home.

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  2. Sanatkumar Dave ફેબ્રુવારી 3, 2011 પર 11:05 એ એમ (am)

    Dear kai dharti par jeevocho..!!! ???
    Please come down to vastavikta..
    Atyre reverse position chene…
    Haju ketli sagavado Criminals ne aapvi che..???
    God bless all of us…
    jsk..

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