ફેબ્રુવારી 6, 2019
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A Senior citizen’s trick to remember Password
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
Senior citizens and texting
Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
A Senior citizen’s Heart Murmur !
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days afterward, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,“You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said,Doc – ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.'”