FINALLY….THE $64,000 QUESTION WAS ASKED…
YESTERDAY ON “ABC-TV” (BETTER KNOWN AS THE ALL BARRACK CHANNEL)
DURING THE “NETWORK SPECIAL ON HEALTH CARE”… OBAMA WAS ASKED:

“MR. PRESIDENT WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GIVE UP YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE PROGRAM AND JOIN THE NEW ‘UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PROGRAM’ THAT THE REST OF US WILL BE ON ????”….. (BET YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER)… THERE WAS A STONEY SILENCE AS OBAMA IGNORED THE QUESTION AND CHOSE NOT TO ANSWER IT.IN ADDITION, A NUMBER OF SENATORS WERE ASKED T HE SAME QUESTION AND THERE RESPONSE WAS…”WE WILL THINK ABOUT IT.”
AND THEY DID. IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY ON THE NEWS THAT THE “KENNEDY HEALTH CARE BILL” WAS WRITTEN INTO THE NEW HEALTH CARE REFORM INITIATIVE ENSURING THAT THAT CONGRESS WILL BE 100% EXEMPT.
SO, THIS GREAT NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND I… IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA, HIS FAMILY OR CONGRESS…??
WE (THE AMERICAN PUBLIC) NEED TO STOP THIS PROPOSED DEBACLE ASAP… THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG.
PERSONALLY, I CAN ONLY ACCEPT A UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE OVERHAUL THAT EXTENDS TO EVERYONE… NOT JUST US LOWLY CITIZENS… WHILE THE WASHINGTON “ELITE” KEEP RIGHT ON WITH THEIR GOLD-PLATED HEALTH CARE COVERAGES.

Please, See this vidio.
How true!!
” Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.”

Thanks to Jay our son and father of Dharma for this vidio.
Let us know what it can do to the life!

One Line Humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
[5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
[8] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..
[11] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me..
[13] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you..
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

E Mail from Hansa S.

A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:
‘Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?’

The survey was a huge failure,

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant,

In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant,

In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant,

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant,

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant,

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant,

AND…. in the USA they didn’t know what ‘rest of the world’ meant!

E Mail from H. Dang

Who is Responsible

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!”

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually.

The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is god?”

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is god?”

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, “WHERE IS GOD?”

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and said, “What happened?” The younger brother replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it”

E Mail : Who wrote this ????

ભારત ના ગામો ના નામ બદલાયા….અમદાવાદ થયુ,

બરોડા નુ વડોદરા થયુ,

બોમ્બે નુ મુમ્બાઈ

મદ્રાસ નુ ચિન્નાઈ ક્ર્યુ!

આમ કેમ…

મગન કહે,

“એ લોકો લુન્ગી પહેરેને !” ચેન નહિ એટલે!

આજકાલ અમેરીકામા લોકો ઇન્ટરનેટ પર બૈરા શોધી લે! લગન કરી લે.

ઈમેલ થી….

દેશી બોલી ઉઠ્યા….અમે તો પછાત છીએ !

હજી તો અમે ફીમેલ સાથેજ લગ્ન કરીએ છીએ

ઘડિયાળ ને પત્ની મા શુ ફેર?

બન્ને ટિક ટિક કરે!

પણ…

એક બગડે તો બોલતી બધ ને બીજી બગડે તો ટિક ટિક વધી જાય.

એક દોસ્તને ત્યા પાર્ટી હતી.

ફરમાઈશ થઈ….ગાવાની.

એક ભાઈએ ધુન ઉપાડી….

“હરે રામ રામ રામ હરે રામ રામ રામ.

હરે રામ રામ રામ હરે રામ રામ રામ.

હરે રામ રામ રામ હરે રામ રામ રામ.

હરે રામ રામ રામ હરે રામ રામ રામ.”

એજ શબ્દો, એજ ઢાળ, એજ રાગ,એજ તાલ.

એક ભાઈ તાડ્યુકા…….. હવે તો કોપી કરવાનુ બધ કરો!

આતો તમે બાપુની જ ધુન જમાવી.

એજ શબ્દો, એજ ઢાળ, એજ રાગ,એજ તાલ.

બાપુની ધુન શેની કહેવાય?

નામ ભગવાનનુ દુનિયા લેતી આવી છે.

રાગ ને તાલ તો યુગોથી ચાલ્યા આવ્યા છે!

તમે બાપુને સાભળી આમ કહેતા ફરો તે ચાલે?

રાજેન્દ્ર ત્રિવેદી

Bill Clinton decided to ‘teach’ Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US.
Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation
that they should not be disturbed during the tuition inside the Whitehouse,
they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo
English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them
coming out.The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, newsreporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo – beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.

However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.
The shocked reporters ask Bill, “What happened Mr. Clinton ?”

Bill replies : “Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !”

E Mail from a friend!