That means You live in Canada!

 Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

  

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may be living in Canada.

  

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you measure distance in hours,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’
In the same day and back again,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may be living in Canada.

  

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km –
You’re going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may be living in Canada. 

  

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may be living in Canada. 

  
If you find 2 degrees ‘a little chilly’,
You may be living in Canada. 
 
 
If you actually understand these jokes,
And forward them to all
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live in Canada .