1 Line Humor – Not all are fun,Some

1 line humor – not

all are fun, some

are serious!! 
 
 
 

[1]     Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them 

          while driving. 

[2]     Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a

           referee. 

[3]     Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right

          and the other is the husband! 

[4]     I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but

           they wanted cash. 

[5]     A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve

          purchased new school uniforms. 

[6]     Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 

[7]     Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one

          you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it

          later. 

[8]      You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

[9]      Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

[10]    Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you

            get tired. 

[11]    Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll

            take it anyway. 

[12]    My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and

           she agrees with me. 

[13]    Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 

[14]    Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 

[15]    A successful marriage requires falling in love many

           times, always with the same person. 

[16]    You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more

           than doing them. 

[17]    It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his

            job, he still ends up with the same boss. 

[18]    Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between

            address books. 

[19]    Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have

           done it for you. 

[20]    Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk

            because they have to say something 

[21]    They call our language the mother tongue because the father

            seldom gets to speak! 

[22]    Man: Is there any way for long life? 
            Dr: Get married. 
            Man: Will it help? 
            Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. 

[23]    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

            It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the

            fight begins! 

[24]    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
           Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

[25]    It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

    It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being

    murdered. 

[26]    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother

   has it. 

[27]    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every

   neighbor has one!