How true!

“Finally,

 At the end we do not remember the voice of the enemy,

But, the silence of the friend.”

(When he was impitched he said –  Governer of Illinois).

It is a sad to know the truth.

When friends leave you by your self!

But , They  are with you  at good time!

આજનું કાર્ટુન – મહેન્દ્ર શાહ

હવે સમાચારો શુધ્ધ ગુજરાતીમાં —— 

અમેરીકાના ઈતીહાસમાં પ્રથમ વાર – અશ્વેત પ્રમુખનો શ્વેત ગૃહમાં ગૃહપ્રવેશ.

દુઃખીયાઓના દિલ સુધી જાઓ near….બિન્દાસવાણી

દુઃખીયાઓના દિલ સુધી જાઓ near
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

જૂનવાણી વિચારોનું બદલો gear
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

કાયમને માટે ત્યાગો ગુટખા ને beer
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

પ્રેમામ્રુત પીને પીવડાવો બોલી cheer
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

નાણાંકીય વ્યવહાર સદા રાખો clear
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

કુકર્મો આચરતાં રાખો પ્રભુનો fear
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

માનવસેવા કરો એજ પ્રભુનું પિયર
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

હસી હસાવી જાણો વાચક dear
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

પરમાત્માક્રુપા પામવા વહાવો tear
વિતશે શાંતિથી, આપનું Happy New Year

બિન્દાસવાણી

આજની ખાટી મીઠી…

લોકોને ઉતારી પાડો તો તમે કોઇ રીતે ઉંચે આવતા નથી. સિવાય કે તમે લીફટમેન તરીકે નોકરી કરતા હો તો…!

શ્રી. અબ્દુલ કલામનું ભાષણ – Suresh Jani

શ્રી. અબ્દુલ કલામનું ભાષણ – 1

To Those of Us Born – 1930 to 1979

1930’s, 40’s, 50’s,

60’s and 70’s!! 

First, we survived being born to

mothers who smoked and/or

drank while they were pregnant.

 They took aspirin, ate blue

cheese dressing, tuna from a

can and didn’t get tested for

diabetes.

 Then after that trauma, we

were put to sleep on our

tummies in baby cribs covered

with bright colored lead-base

paints.

 We had no childproof lids on

medicine bottles, locks on

doors or cabinets and when we

rode our bikes, we had baseball

caps not helmets on our heads.

 As infants & children, we

would ride in cars with no car

seats, no booster seats, no

seat belts, no air bags, bald

tires and sometimes no brakes.

 Riding in the back of a pick- up

truck on a warm day was always

a special treat.

 We drank water from the

garden hose and not from a

bottle.

 We shared one soft drink with

four friends, from one bottle

and no one actually died from

this.

 We ate cupcakes, white bread,

real butter and bacon. We

drank Kool-Aid made with real

white sugar. And, we weren’t

overweight. WHY?

 Because we were always

outside playing…that’s why!

 We would leave home in the

morning and play all day, as long

as we were back when the

streetlights came on.

 No one was able to reach us all

day. And, we were O.K. 

We would spend hours

building our go-carts out of

scraps and then ride them

down the hill, only to find out

we forgot the brakes. After

running into the bushes a few

times, we learned to solve the

problem.

 We did not have Play stations,

Nintendo’s and X-boxes.

There were no video games, no

150 channels on cable, no

video movies or DVD’s, no

surround-sound or CD’s, no

cell phones, no personal

computers, no Internet and no

chat rooms. 

WE HAD FRIENDS and

we went outside and found

them! 

We fell out of trees, got cut,

broke bones and teeth and

there were no lawsuits from

these accidents.

 

 We ate worms and mud pies

made from dirt, and the worms

did not live in us forever. 

We were given BB guns for

our 10th birthdays, made up

games with sticks and tennis

balls and, although we were told

it would happen, we did not

put out very many eyes.

 We rode bikes or walked to a

friend’s house and knocked on

the door or rang the bell, or just

walked in and talked to them. 

Little League had tryouts and

not everyone made the team.

Those who didn’t had to learn

to deal with disappointment.

 Imagine that!! 

The idea of a parent bailing us

out if we broke the law was

unheard of. They actually

sided with the law! 

These generations have

produced some of the best

risk-takers, problem solvers and

inventors ever.

 The past 50 years have been

an explosion of innovation and

new ideas.

 We had freedom, failure,

success and responsibility, and

we learned how to deal with it all. 

If YOU are one of them?

 

CONGRATULATIONS! 

You might want to share this

with others who have had the

luck to grow up as kids, before

the lawyers and the government

regulated so much of our

lives for our own good.

 While you are at it, forward it

to your kids so they will know

how brave and lucky their

parents were.

 Kind of makes you want to run

through the house with

scissors, doesn’t it ?

 The quote of the month is by

Jay Leno:

 

‘With hurricanes, tornados,

fires out of control, mud slides,

flooding, severe thunderstorms

tearing up the country from

one end to another, and with

the threat of bird flu and

terrorist attacks, are we sure

this is a good time to take God

out of the Pledge of

Allegiance?’ 

For those that prefer to think

that God is not watching over

us…go ahead and delete this. 

For the rest of us… 

Chief of India And Pakistan!

Comparison of 2 Resume’s — Chief Executives of Pakistan & India - Chief Executive of India   Title: Prime Minister  Name: Dr Manmohan Singh     EDUCATION /Qualification: 1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh , 1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University , Chandigarh, 1954; Wright’s Prize for distinguished performance at St John’s College,Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge , 1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India’s export competitiveness Working Experience [Teaching] Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59; Reader, Economics, 1959-63; Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,Universit y of Delhi , 1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi, 1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil Servant Working Experience [INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS] : 1966: Economic Affairs Officer 1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD 1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform 1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings 1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting 1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting 1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna   Working Experience [Government Positions]: 1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade 1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance 1976-80:  - Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;               – Alternate governor for India , Board of governors , Asian Development  Bank;               – Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD               – November 1976 – April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);               – Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission ; Member,finance, Space Commission April 1980 – September 15, 1982: Member-secretary, Planning Commission 1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 – January 14 , 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India. 1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund 1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister 1985: President, Indian Economic Association January 15 , 1985 – July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission August 1, 1987 – November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva December 10 , 1990 – March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs March 15, 1991 – June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC June 21, 1991 – May 15, 1996: Union finance minister October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha 1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance August 1, 1996 – December 4 , 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee 2004: Prime Minister of India   BOOKS: India’s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals . ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Adam Smith Prize , University of Cambridge, 1956 Padma Vibhushan , 1987 Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993; Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia , 1993 and 1994 Chief Executive of Pakistan   Title: President of Pakistan Name: Asif Ali Zardari EDUCATION /Qualification: High School from Cadet College Petaro Details of higher formal education not known; Claims graduation from London but not available to be verified. As per some account. His official biography says he attended a commercial college called Pedinton School . But a search of tertiary educational institutions in London showed no such school. Working Experience: Early days: Working at the family owned Bambino Cinema at Karachi . Some accuse Mr Zardari of small-time ticket frauds to steal money from the family business. Up till 1987 (marriage to the future Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto): No record. 1988 to date: While no official record of any business exists, Mr Zardari is widely believed to be one of the (if not the) richest man in Pakistan . An unofficial list of family owned businesses, property and accounts exists but the completeness of the same cannot be verified. Mr Zardari has however been involved in various national and international cases relating to his businesses. The most significant European cases are a Swiss money-laundering inquiry and a British civil cases.   Working Experience [Politics]: 1988-1990: Husband of the Prime Minister 1993–1996: Minister of Environment during his wife’s second term as the Prime Minister Un till 1999: Senator 30 December 2007: Appointed himself as the co-chairman of the PPP, along with his son Bilawal Bhutto Zardari September 9, 2008: Zardari was elected president of Pakistan . Sworn in by Abdul Hameed Dogar, whose position as the Chiefe Justice of Pakistan remains a contested issue by an overwhelming majority of the Pakistani legal fraternity.   Working Experience [Other]: Other experience of Mr Zardari includes his widely believed but not proven involvement in - Several murders – most famously of his brother in law, possibly his wife - Wrapping  a bomb to the leg of a famous UK businessman to ask for money - Embezzlement & looting of Billions of Pakistan’s wealth    BOOKS: None on record    ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Marrying the then future and now ex (RIP) Prime Minister of Pakistan Only serving politician to have spent 10 years in Jail Told the US VP Candidate that she is “gorgeous” and said : “Now I know why the whole of America is crazy about you”. When the photographers asked the two to keep shaking hands, he replied : ” If he insists, I might hug you”. This was one day after the President delivered an emotional speech at the UN in new York waiving a photograph of his deceased wife only months after the murder of his wife.

 

 

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Life = 20

On the first day, God created the dog and said:   ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’   The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’   So God agreed.   On the second day, God created  the monkey and said:   ‘Entertain people, do tricks,  and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty- year life span.’   The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’   And God agreed.   On the  third day, God created the cow and said:   ‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves  and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty  years.’ 20   The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty  and I’ll give back the other forty?’   And God agreed again.   On the fourth day, God created  man and said:   ‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’   But man said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give  me my twenty, the forty the cow  gave back, the ten the monkey  gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’   ‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’   So that is why for our first twenty  years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the  grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.   Life=20 has now been explained  to you.   There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service.  =

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Denigrating picture of Radha-Krishna

Hillary and Obama depicted as Radha-Krushna

Protest movie ‘Slumdog Millionaire’

Protest movie ‘Slumdog

Millionaire’

 

God Rama in the scene of movie ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ • Trailer of movie • Letter of HJS to Central Board of Film Certification • News updates about protest

For details about the protest and movie: Click here The Hollywood movie ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ tells the story of a young man named Jamal Malik from the slums of Mumbai who appears on a game show. The story is about how he got the answers that made him a millionaire. In this movie Lord Rama and Indian culture are shown in poor light hurting religious sentiments. There is a question asked in the game show of the movie ‘In depictions of Lord Rama’ he is famously holding what in right Hand?’ Jamal a character in movie remembers riots happened in his childhood. The film shows that Hindus attacks Muslim area shouting ‘They’re Muslims, get them’. Jamal’s mother was killed by a Hindu after she was hit by a rod on the head. Jamal and his brother Salim ran away after seeing their mother killed. While running they reach a street in which they see a child dressed like Lord Rama. Jamal watches him carefully and sees a bow in his right hand and thinking that he will be killed by the person dressed as Lord Ram, he goes by a different route. This child looks horrible. The facial expressions and the pose taken by child dressed like Lord Rama is denigrating to the religious sentiments of Hindus. This movie can create communal disharmony. So it needs to be banned.

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