Dead Cow!

Sardarji: I have a cow for you for just R500!?

Patelbhai.Patelbhai: I’ll take it,? you can bring it to me tomorrow, here is the money.

The next day: ‘Sorry Patelbhai, but the cow died last night.”Oh.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back”

‘Sorry Bhaia, I already spend that money.’

”So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.’

So, SardarjI brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.

A few weeks later,..

Sardarji bumped into Patel and asked him what he did with the dead cow:

‘You won’t believe it Sardarji ! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R : 5  each!

I made a profit of R850!

 But, I didn’t tell anyone the cow was dead..

”Yoh!

 And the people didn’t complain?’

‘Eish! Only the guy who won!?

 So, I gave him back his R: 5 and he was happy!

Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujarat.