It Can be Me-You or even Saradar

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610″

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse…After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

Pappu,
while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: No, u’ll die b’coz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
Q: A Man a sked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? “
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

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poison

There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He
stays like that for half-hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: ” Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you
another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my life.

First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss,
outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,

I found out it was stolen.

The police, they said they couldn’t do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had
gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.

I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up and drink my poison