21st Century….We are becoming lesser by the day
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our dress - Topless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less
Our E-mails - Useless
NOW YOU CAN ADD !!!!!!
Categories: English · OTHER GUJARATI BLOGS
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:….. Cost - $29.99
Clinton:…..Cost - $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:…. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:…. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:…. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:…. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:…. Monica’ s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica… ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :….. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
Categories: English
sandeep gandhi wrote:
Health - Important Tips
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as
the
radiation
is 1000 times.
Categories: English
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.’
Categories: English
- કેમ ધોળાં ઘેટાંએ કાળાં ઘેટાં કરતાં વધારે ઘાસ ખાધું?
- ધોળાં ઘેટાંની સંખ્યા વધારે હતી.
- ખાલી પાંજરામાં તમે કેટલા ઘોડાને પુરી શકો?
- એક . પછી પાંજરું ખાલી ન કહેવાય.
- ચન્દ્ર સુધી પહોંચવા દોરીના કેટલા દડા જોઈએ?
- એક. પણ બહુ જ મોટો.
- મરઘી કેમ જમીન સરસી થઈને ઈંડાં મુકે છે?
- ઉભી ઉભી મુકે તો ઈંડાં ફુટી જાય.
- ઝાડમાં ફસાયેલી બીલાડી કરતાં વધારે અવાજ કોણ કરે?
- આવી ફસાયેલી બે બીલાડીઓ
Categories: પી.સી.
