Funny Stuff…

Anesthesiologist business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best.

In a Podiatrist’s office:’Time wounds all heels.’ ON Septic Tank:Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist’s door:’To expedite your visit please back in.’

On a Plumber’s truck:’We repair what your husband fixed.’

On another Plumber’s truck:’Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..’

On a Church’s Billboard:’7 days without God makes one weak.’

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :’Invite us to your next blowout.’

At a Towing company:’We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.’

On an Electrician’s truck: ‘Let us remove your shorts.’

In a Nonsmoking Area:”‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door: ‘Push. Push. Push.’

At an Optometrist’s Office:’If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’

On a Taxidermist’s window:’We really know our stuff.’

On a Fence:’Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!’

At a Car Dealership:”The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.’

Outside a Muffler Shop:”No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.’

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:”Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’

At the Electric Company:\’We would be delighted if you send in your payment.However, if you don’t, you will be.’

In a Restaurant window:’Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.’

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:’Drive carefully. We’ll wait.’

At a Propane Filling Station:’Thank heaven for little grills.’

ChicagoRadiator Shop: ‘Best place in town to take a leak