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Grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them are Hillary fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a
Hillary fan.”
The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Hillary fan?”
Johnny says, “I’m a George Bush fan.”
The teacher asks why he’s a George Bush fan.
The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a George Bush fan and my dad’s a George Bush fan, so I’m a George Bush fan!”
The teacher asks, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Johnny replies, “That would make me a Hillary fan.”
Categories: English
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s
winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one
letter altered to form a real word.
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer,
unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of
time.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
are running late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
10. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of ge tting
through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito
that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast
out.
16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
And the pick of the lot:
17. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an
asshole.
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