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Indian man marries dog-News Item.

Something about man’s  married life- TOP 10.

1-Honey-You don’t go for Groceries,you keep buying Dog food.

2-Honey when I try to kiss you–Don’t start licking my face.

3- Honey, Don’t wet the floor in bathroom–When you raise the leg keep one foot on stand.

4- Honey when you want to say something,just bark. Don’t wag your tail.

5- Honey,when I say to my friend -I am married to a bitch- Don’t get mad.

6-Honey, you are the only wife in the world, who will roll over  at  husband’s commend.

7- Honey ,I am the luckiest man on the earth-My wife is happy by leather  collar.No need for diamond necklace.

8–Honey,I am the luckiest man.I don’t have a mother -in-law.

9-Honey,you can invite your family for thanks giving-provided they stay out in the back yard..

10- What do you mean how? Dogie style . of course.

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