આજની જોક

મોહન

• ટ્રેન આટલી જ ધીમી જશે ને?

ટી.ટી.

• ઉતાવળ હોય તો ઉતરી જાઓ.

મોહન

• ના, ઉતાવળ નથી, ડર હતો કે, ક્યાંક ટાઈમસર તો નહીં પહોંચેને!

I WOULD BE….

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts talking loudly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If  my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid giggles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”