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PLEASE DO NOT FORGET YOUR FLU SHOT !

October 16, 2007 · Leave a Comment

*Please do not forget your flu shot…!

*Eat right!

*Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

*Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

*Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

*Walk for at least an hour a day.

*Go  for a swim,

*Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

*Wash your hands often.

If you can’t wash them,keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

*Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.

*Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

*Get plenty of rest.

OR

*Take the doctor’s approach.

Think about it…When you go for a shot,

what do they do first?

They Clean your arm with alcohol…

Why?

Because Alcohol  KILLS GERMS.

So…….

*I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) put lime in my **Corona…(fruit),Celery in my Bloody Mary(veggies)

Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air),Tell jokes, laugh….(eliminate stress)Then pass out. (rest)

*The way I see it…If you keep your alcohol levels up,flu germs can’t get you!

*My mother always said,”A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!”

*Live Well – Laugh Often – Love Much*

 *Please do not forget your flu shot !

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નવી કહેવતો – કાસમ અબ્બાસ કાલાવડવાળા

October 16, 2007 · Leave a Comment

દીકરી ને ગાય દોરે ત્યાં જાય.

  • દીકરી ને ગાય ભાગી પણ જાય.

કમળાની આંખે પીળું દેખાય.

  • અફસરની આંખે નાણું દેખાય.

હાથીને મણ ને કીડીને કણ.

  • મીનીસ્ટરને મણ ને કંગાળને કણ.

શેઠની શીખામણ ઝાંપા સુધી.

  • નેતાની શીખામણ ભાશણ સુધી.

 કુંભાર કરતાં ગધેડા ડાહ્યા.

  • વકીલ કરતાં અસીલ ડાહ્યા.

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