The Book Report

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “MyLife” by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:…… $29.99
Clinton :….. $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :….. Over 3 hours to read 
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Clinton :….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :….. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :….. Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :….. Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :….. Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :….. Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.