women are clever,and men are…

women are clever, and men are …………

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That
will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack!”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

WHY I LOVE MOM

WHY I LOVE MOM

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, “I’m tired, and it’s getting
late. I think I’ll go to bed”
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches .
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the
following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for
brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the
washer, ironed a shirt and secured
a loose button.
She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the
charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk
and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip,
and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.
She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope
and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.
Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her night solution &
age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her
nails.
Dad called out, “I thought you were going to bed.”
“I’m on my way,” she said.
She put some water into the dog’s dish and put the cat outside, then made
sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and
TV’s, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a
brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most
important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
accomplishment of her goals .
About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular. “I’m going to bed.”
And he did…without another thought.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer…?
CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL ….. (and we can’t die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)

મહિલાઓ કેવા પ્રકારની આશા રાખે છે તે જાણીએ.

યુવતી હોય કે મહિલા- દરેકને પુરુષનું આકર્ષણ તો રહેવાનું જ ! મહિલાઓને પુરુષની અમુક વાતો પસંદ હોય છે, પરંતુ પુરુષોની વયની સાથે સાથે બદલાતી જાય છે. કઈ વયના પુરુષ પાસેથી મહિલાઓ કેવા પ્રકારની આશા રાખે છે!!!

22 વર્ષની વયે

• હેંડસમ

• ચાર્મિંગ

• આર્થિક રીતે સક્ષમ

• સ્ટાઈલિશ કપડા પહેરનારો

• ઓપન માંઈડેડ

• રોમૅંટિક

32 વર્ષની વયે

• બોલે ઓછું અને સાંભળે વધુ

• મસ્ત ડિનર કરાવે

• દેખાવે આકર્ષક પણ ટાલ ન હોવી જોઈએ

• શોપિંગ કરતી વખતે સામાન ઉપાડે

• ઘરે બનાવેલું ભોજન જમી લે

• જન્મદિવસ અને લગ્નદિવસની તારીખ અચૂક યાદ રાખે

42 વર્ષની વયે

• સોબર અને કૂલ પર્સનાલિટી

• એવા કપડા પહેરે જેથી પેટ ઉપસેલું ન દેખાય

• પોતાની વાતો ધ્યાનથી સાંભળે

• અઠવાડિયામાં એકાદ વખત જરૂરથી દાઢી કરે

52 વર્ષની વયે

• સાફ સફાઈમાં ધ્યાન આપે

• વધુ પૈસા ના ખર્ચે

• એક જ વાતનું રટણ ના કરે

• પોતાના આરોગ્યની કાલજી લે

• પોતાનું નામ યાદ રાખે

62 વર્ષની વયે

• સૂતી વખતે નસ્કોરા ના બોલાવે

• લાઈટ ખાવાનું પસંદ કરે

• ખર્ચો કરવા પૈસાની માંગણી ના કરે

• પોતાની ચીજો ક્યાં રાખી છે તે ના ભૂલે…..

THANKS NEELABEN……

ANY ONE !

DO YOU  WANT TO ADD ?

study = fail

   no study = fail

+  study = no fail

———————-

no study + study = fail + no fail

study( no + 1 ) = fail ( 1+ no)

(no+ 1) is common and hance cancels out !!

study = fail