ઉધરસની દવા

 નવો તાલીમાર્થી ટપુ ડોક્ટરને ત્યાં જોડાયો હતો. ડોક્ટરને ક્યાંક બહાર જવાનું હતું એટલે તેણે કહ્યું કે જરા દરદીઓને સભાળી લેજે.

ડોક્ટર પાછા આવ્યા ત્યારે એક દરદી મોં બગાડતો એક બાજુએ ઉભો હતો. ડોક્ટરે ટપુને પુછ્યું ; ” કેમ આને શું તકલીફ છે? “

ટપુ :  ” તેને ઉધરસ થઇ છે.”

ડોક્ટર : ” પછી તેં એને શી દવા આપી?”

ટપુ : “મેં એને જુલાબની પાંચ ગોળી આપી દીધી છે.”

ડોક્ટર : ” અલ્યા! ઉધરસ પર જુલાબની ગોળી અપાય ? “

ટપુ : ” જુઓને હવે તે ઉધરસ ખાતાં કેવો ગભરાય છે? ! “

ARMY HUMOUR

Some  useful advice from experienced peers who have  served ops and lived to tell  about their deeds!!!
Useful  Military Warnings

“Aim  towards the Enemy.”
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”
- U.S.  Army
“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs  are guaranteed to always hit the ground.”
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
 “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”- Infantry Journal
“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you  least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”
- Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.
“It is  generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”
- U.S. Air Force Manual
“Try to look unimportant; they may be  low on ammo.”
- Infantry Journal
“Tracers work both ways.”
-  U.S. Army Ordnance
“Five-second fuses only last three seconds.”
- Infantry Journal
“Bravery is being the only one who knows  you’re afraid.”
- Col. David Hackworth
“If your attack is going  too well, you’re probably  walking into an ambush.”
- Infantry Journal
“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.”
- Joe Gay
“Any ship can be a minesweeper … once.”
- Anon
“Never  tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.”
- Unknown Army  Recruit
“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.”
-  Your Buddies
“If you see a bomb technician running, try  to keep up with him.”
- U.S.A. Ammo