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‘અમેરીકન અમદાવાદી’ મહેન્દ્ર શાહનું કાર્ટુન માણો !!!!!!!

Because of your kindness

Because of your kindness:I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet  stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

 I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore
and Tokyo.
 I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me
taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

 I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7
since 1993…)
 I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program would arrive soon.
 My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .
Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most
of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone
else)