Þ Oops!
Þ Has anyone seen my watch?
Þ That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk.
Þ Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Þ Well this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual?
Þ OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Þ Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Þ Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Þ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Þ Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie
Þ If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
Þ Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Þ Damn, there go the lights again…
Þ Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
Þ Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Þ Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.
Þ I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
Þ Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Þ Steril, shcmeril. The floor’s clean, right?
Þ What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
Þ What do you mean, he’s not insured?
Þ This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Þ Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Þ Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
Þ What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
Þ I don’t know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
Þ Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”
Þ That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Þ Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he’s still moving.
Þ Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
Þ Of course I’ve performed this operation before, Nurse!
Þ FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
