A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,”
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. “The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy,
electric and hydrogen cars, computers with dsl, bsp; light-speed processing
…..and,” pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and
said, “You’re right, son. We didn’t have those things when we were
young……..so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh*t, what are you doing for
the next generation?”
The applause was resounding…
I love senior citizensI WILL BE ONE PRETTY SOON!!!!I
