Subject: few letters….funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just have a look at the English skills of these people.
1. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your
advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant - Male or
Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can
handle
both, I am applying for the post.2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go
to
my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction
me
one week leave.3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since
I’ve to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please
grant me half day casual leave”4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the
headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you
to leave me today”5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend’s
letter
“I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the
school”6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my
headache
is paining, please grant me leave for the day.7. A covering note “I am enclosed herewith…”
8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my
mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please
grant
me _ days leave.9. Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is
suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may
be
granted leave”.10. Letter writing: - “I am in well here and hope you are also
in
the same well.”
