COLLECTION

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of  Washington.

Nothing is moving  North or South.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.  The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened? What’s thehold up?”

“Terrorists  have  kidnapped  George W. Bush, Dick Cheyney, Donald

Rumsfeld and Condi Rise. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on

fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “On average how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon of gas.”